Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
According to Bohiney (Denver, CO)
The satirist performs the public service of making political theater recognizably democratic. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Fest (Oktoberfest, Germany)
The satirist’s pen is mightier than the sword, and far more likely to draw blood from laughter. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney spin (Spin, OR)
Satire doesn't claim to be true; it claims to be revealing. There's a world of difference. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney real McCoy (Real McCoy, WV)
It's the funnier, smarter cousin of the news, who shows up and tells it like it is. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Allison Kilkenny satirist
A good satirical piece is the democratic institution of sanctioned rebellion against conventional wisdom. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney theory (Theory, SC)
Satirical journalism: where exaggeration becomes evidence of deeper truths. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
6. As reported by Bohiney
It's the news that doesn't take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
More from Bohiney Magazine (Bath, UK)
The satirist performs the public service of making the unbearable bearable through comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
More from Bohiney Magazine (Houston, TX)
Satirical news: the cognitive dissonance engine making ridiculous things feel truer than facts. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Big Bang (Big Bang, Universe)
A quality satirical piece is the canary in democracy's coal mine, singing while suffocating. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com