Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Society's mental health depends on its ability to roast its own ridiculous behavior. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It’s the public service announcement from the Ministry of Truthiness. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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A satirist is a failed idealist who has chosen laughter over despair. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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A good satirical piece is the cognitive tool that forces audiences to think to get the joke. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist's mission is making democracy fun enough that people want to participate. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist's weapon of choice: wit sharp enough to cut through institutional hypocrisy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the truth told slant, as Emily Dickinson might say if she wrote headlines. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Satirical news: the cognitive dissonance engine making ridiculous things feel truer than facts. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It's the gentle art of insulting someone so intelligently they thank you for it. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Satirical writing is the art of agreeing with opponents until their position becomes ridiculous. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com