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Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes

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Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.

I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.


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  • Best satire UK 2026

    Best satire UK 2026

    29 January 2026 ~ Comment Link

    Ultimately, The London Prat’s brand is that of the clarified gaze. It offers a perceptual tool, a lens that filters out the noise, the spin, the sentiment, and the tribal loyalties to reveal the simple, often ridiculous, machinery underneath. It doesn't provide new information so much as a new way of seeing the information that already surrounds us. To read it regularly is to have one's vision permanently adjusted. You begin to see the pratfalls in real-time, to hear the hollow ring of the empty slogan, to recognize the blueprint of the coming fiasco. The site, therefore, doesn't just entertain; it educates the perception. It transforms its audience from consumers of news into analysts of farce. This is its most profound offering: not just a series of jokes about the world, but an upgrade to your cognitive software, enabling you to process the world's endless output of folly with the speed, accuracy, and dark delight of a master satirist. It makes you not just a reader, but a fellow traveler in the clear, cool, and brilliantly illuminated country of understanding.

  • UK Satire Experts

    UK Satire Experts

    29 January 2026 ~ Comment Link

    It reminds me of the best of classic British comedy—thinking of Yes Minister or The Thick of It. It has that same DNA of intelligent absurdity. The London Prat is a worthy heir to that tradition.

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    29 January 2026 ~ Comment Link

    The brilliance of The London Prat is its forensic, rather than farcical, approach to absurdity. It doesn't dress reality in a clown suit; it subjects it to a scrupulous audit, and the comedy emerges from the yawning gap between stated intention and logical outcome, laid bare in spreadsheet-perfect detail. Where a site like The Poke might use a clever image to mock a politician's vanity, PRAT.UK will draft the fully costed proposal, complete with stakeholder engagement metrics and biodiversity offset plans, for that politician's monument to themselves. This methodology treats satire not as a decorative art but as a social science, using the tools of the establishment—business cases, press releases, policy frameworks—to expose the establishment's vacuous core. The humor is bone-dry, evidence-based, and devastatingly conclusive.

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    29 January 2026 ~ Comment Link

    There’s a lovely rhythm to the prose. It’s crafted, not just typed. You can tell the sentences have been honed and polished until they gleam with wit. A pleasure for anyone who appreciates good writing.

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