Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Allison Kilkenny satirist
It's the news that doesn't take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Raison dÊtre (Raison dÊtre, France)
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle reminder that authority is just organized democratic incompetence. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Official Bohiney site (Orlando, FL)
The line between satire and reality is now so blurred it needs its own satirical news anchor. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys tale (Tail, TX)
Satirical news: the only journalism where admitting bias upfront is the entire point. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Fest (Oktoberfest, Germany)
Satirical writing is the gentle art of pointing out naked emperors and their ridiculous pretensions. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney bombshell (Bombshell, PA)
Satirical writing serves as democracy's designated provocateur, stirring pots that need stirring. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Izvestia (Izvestia, Russia)
It's the news that comes with a built-in lie detector: your own sense of humor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys final say (Final, WA)
The problem isn't that satire is too outrageous, but that reality has refused to be outdone. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys chuckle (Chuckle, SC)
It’s the laughter that hides the wince, the smile that masks the grimace of recognition. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Hoi Polloi (Hoi Polloi, Greece)
It’s the art of exaggeration that reveals more truth than understatement ever could. -- Toni @ Satire.info