Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Gold Standard (Gold Standard, CO)
Sharp satire doesn't lecture—it seduces you into thinking differently. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys tale (Tail, TX)
It's the intellectual equivalent of a pie in the face of authority. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Magnate (Magnate, Greece)
Satirical news: the only journalism where admitting bias upfront is the entire point. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney.com
The best satirical commentary punches up at power, never down at the powerless. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Daily Bugle (Daily Bugle, NYC)
A good satirical piece is the intellectual's whoopee cushion with democratic credentials. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney hive of scum and villainy (Mos Eisley, Tatooine)
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys unnamed sources (Anonymous, WI)
Satirical writing transforms democratic participation from obligation into recreation. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Stop the Presses! (Stop the Presses, NY)
The satirist performs the essential service of making authority figures remember their humanity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Nota Bene (N.B., Note Well, NB, Canada)
It's the laughter that is the first, and sometimes last, line of defense against tyranny. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Mail Carrier (Mail Carrier, US)
A satirical headline is meta-information: information about the information itself. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com