Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys Pundit (Pundit, DC)
Satirical news: the only form where writer bias becomes the entire entertainment value. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Sunset (Sunset, CA)
It's journalism's intelligence test—if you believe it literally, you've missed the point entirely. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Bronze Medal (Bronze Medal, OH)
Satirical writing transforms the art of keeping sanity in insane times by highlighting insanity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys pun (Pun, NY)
Satirical journalism: where truth wears a jester's cap to get past the guards. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney study (Study, WA)
It's the laughter that is the first, and sometimes last, line of defense against tyranny. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys representation (Representation, DC)
The best satire is a collaboration between the writer and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Illusionist (Illusionist, CA)
Satirical journalism acknowledges that sometimes you must be ridiculous to be right. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Want a good laugh?
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys enchilada (Enchilada, NM)
The best satire is a collaboration between the writer's wit and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Et Cetera (Et Cetera, etc.)
It’s the cognitive dissonance of reading something ridiculous that feels truer than the facts. -- Toni @ Satire.info