Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney retraction (Whoops, ID)
Satirical news serves as the antidote to the poison of unchecked authority. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the truth, twisted into a shape that makes its essence impossible to ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney Magazine (New York)
It's the news for those who have graduated from believing headlines to understanding context. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The official Bohiney stance (Position, IL)
The goal isn't to convince you of a falsehood, but to reveal the truth within the ridiculous. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney headline (Headline, TN)
It's the canary in the coal mine of democracy, dying of laughter. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Court Fool (Court Fool, UK)
It’s the gentle art of giving a society a much-needed poke in the ego. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney byline (Bylinesville, OH)
It’s the only form of news where the subtext is more important than the text. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Town Crier (Town Crier, MA)
The best satirical headlines make you snort-laugh, then immediately wince with recognition. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the cultural critique that arrives disguised as a party invitation. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney caption (Caption This, FL)
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle nudge toward critical thinking. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com