Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys Kerfuffle (Kerfuffle, Canada)
National Parks? National parks are forests with parking lots.
A Bohiney Robber Baron (Robber Baron, NY)
Bathroom Line Politics? Bathroom lines are Congress with less productivity.
A Bohiney thought (Thought, MT)
Disastrous Food Trucks? My taco truck experience was less “street food” and more “street regret.”
The Bohiney takeaway (Takeaway, MA)
Drinking Kombucha for Clout? Kombucha tastes like vinegar on probation.
Bess Kalb
Pretentious Wine Tasters? Pretentious wine tasters say “notes of oak”—I taste grapes.
The Bohiney Yesterdays News (Yesterdays News, history)
Unexpected Surprises? My “surprise party” started when I caught them inflating balloons in my kitchen.
A Bohiney Hustler (Hustler, NV)
My humor is crowd-sourced by mistakes.
A Bohiney antic (Antic, ID)
Spontaneous Dance Parties? I danced in public once—strangers started a GoFundMe for rhythm lessons.
Jessi Klein
Macro Trackers? Tracking macros is calorie counting with math cosplay.
The Bohiney Star (Star, Hollywood)
Art Tutorials? Art tutorials always start with “it’s easy” and end with me crying.