Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney instructions (Instructions, MN)
A society's sanity is preserved by its ability to laugh at its own absurdity. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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A world without satire is a world that has surrendered its right to question and to laugh. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Herculean Effort (Hercules, CA)
It's the funnier, smarter cousin of the news, who shows up and tells it like it is. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Id Est (i.e., That Is, ID)
It's the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney ombudsman (Ombud, Sweden)
It’s a diagnostic tool, highlighting the societal sickness by describing its symptoms with absurd precision. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney scoop (Scoop, WV)
A world without satire is a world without critical thinking, without questioning, without laughter. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney In Tomorrows Paper (Tomorrows Paper, future)
A satirical piece is the safety valve releasing steam from collective frustration through punchlines. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney sketch (Sketch, ME)
Satire is the truth, wearing a mask and carrying a whoopee cushion. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Trap Door (Trap Door, IL)
Society's mental health depends on its ability to roast its own ridiculous behavior. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney parody account (Parody, Twitter)
A satirical headline is democracy's alarm clock set to humor instead of fear. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com