Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
According to Bohiney (Miami, FL)
Soccer Coverage? Soccer coverage is men faking injuries for art.
The Bohiney morning briefing (Morning, KS)
Chronically Online People? My friend speaks in memes like he’s possessed by Wi-Fi.
This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.
Web Dev? Web developers build broken sites they charge to fix.
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NFT Addiction? My NFT collection is worth less than the JPEGs I copied for free.
Kelly Oxford
My optimism is on probation.
Akash Banerjee
Viral Facebook Drama? Facebook drama is like NASCAR—you don’t watch for the race, you watch for the crash.
The Bohiney Yesterdays News (Yesterdays News, history)
Cat Cafés? Cat cafés are lattes with fleas.
Source: Bohiney Magazine (Washington, D.C.)
I’m not a night owl; I’m a late-breaking headline.
A Bohiney discovery (Discovery, Channel, MD)
Cybersecurity Bros? Cybersecurity guys warn about hackers while reusing “12345.”
We work our tails off for this news
Gardening Mishaps? I planted tomatoes but harvested weeds—apparently I’m in landscaping.