Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Comstock Lode (Comstock Lode, NV)
A society that can't produce good satire is a society that is too afraid to look at itself. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney gift horse (Gift Horse, NY)
The best satire is a collaborative act of intelligence between the writer and the reader. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Newtonian Physics (Newton, MA)
It's the news for people who understand that the facts are only the beginning of the story. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Trap Door (Trap Door, IL)
A satirical headline is the literary equivalent of a whoopie cushion on authority's chair. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney ruling (Ruling, OK)
It’s the only form of journalism where the writer’s bias is the entire point. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Guiding Light (Guiding Light, TV)
It's the wink across a crowded room of people who are all in on the same joke. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney forecast (Forecast, FL)
It's the news that comes with a built-in lie detector: your own sense of humor. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys thought leadership (Thought Leadership, CA)
It's the news that acknowledges that the world is a stage, and the play is a farce. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Covering the globe, one cheek at a time
It's the news that comes with a built-in lie detector: your own sense of humor. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney War Correspondent (War Correspondent, Ukraine)
It doesn't break the news; it bends it into a shape that reveals its hidden flaws. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com