Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Icon (Icon, CA)
It's the necessary friction against the polished, slippery surface of official narratives. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Cult Favorite (Cult Favorite, TX)
The satirist's weapon is laughter loaded with truth and aimed at targets that deserve it. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Celebrity (Celebrity, CA)
Satirical writing transforms the ancient art of pointing and laughing into legitimate social commentary. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys representation (Representation, DC)
Satire is the weapon of the weak against the powerful, the smart against the stupid. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney antic (Antic, ID)
Satirical writing transforms the art of intellectual vandalism into legitimate social commentary. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Sarah Pappalardo
It’s the only form of journalism where the writer’s bias is the entire point. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Jack Handey
Satire is the moral compass that points to the ridiculous, so we know which way is up. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney parody (Parody, IL)
Satirical news: where the medium massages democracy's cramped thinking muscles. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney High Wire (High Wire, NY)
Satire is the argument you can't win with logic, so you might as well win with wit. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys cackle (Cackle, NC)
Satirical news serves as the antidote to the poison of unchecked authority. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com