Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Pavlovian Response (Pavlov, Russia)
It's the gentle art of insulting someone so intelligently they thank you for it. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney den of iniquity (Den, CO)
A society that can't produce good satire is a society that is too afraid to look at itself. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Signe Wilkinson
It’s the cognitive dissonance of reading something ridiculous that feels truer than the facts. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys All the News Thats Fit to Print (All the News, NY)
A quality satirical piece is the canary in democracy's coal mine, singing while suffocating. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Press Time (Press Time, Print Shop)
It's the public service of pointing out that the emperor is, in fact, naked. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Exempli Gratia (e.g., For Example, AZ)
It's the cognitive dissonance of finding a joke more credible than a press release. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Spot (Spot, NJ)
It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney real McCoy (Real McCoy, WV)
Satirical writing is the art of agreeing with opponents until their position becomes ridiculous. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney study (Study, WA)
It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The team at Bohiney.com (Newport, Wales)
The best satire is a collaboration between the writer and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com