Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Court Fool (Court Fool, UK)
My comfort food sends invoices.
Bohineys Mogul (Mogul, Afghanistan)
CrossFit Cultists? CrossFit is just furniture moving as religion.
The Bohiney poppycock (Poppycock, NH)
Game Tournaments? My chess tournament ended when I realized my opponent was 8 and ruthless.
Read the full story
Game Tournaments? Game tournaments are sweat disguised as fun.
Need a break from real news?
Allergic to Work? My rash flares up every Monday at 9.
A Bohiney In Tomorrows Paper (Tomorrows Paper, future)
My anxiety is sponsored by “what if?”
Bohineys Pundit (Pundit, DC)
Unsolicited Horoscopes? Nothing ruins breakfast like someone telling you Mercury hates your coffee.
A Bohiney Mad Magazine (Mad Magazine, NY)
Parades? Parades are traffic jams with floats.
Bohineys In Todays Paper (Todays Paper, your city)
PR Stunts? PR is spinning dumpster fires into “growth moments.”
Bohiney.com
I dance like my data plan depends on it.