Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney anecdote (Anecdote, VT)
Navigation? Navigation is arguing with compasses.
A pain in the news
Internet Challenges? I tried the mannequin challenge and just looked unemployed.
The Bohiney leak (Leak, LA)
Conspiracy Theories? My neighbor thinks birds are government drones—yet his Wi-Fi still sucks.
Dont believe the lamestream media, believe us
Bear Safety? Bear safety is praying while running.
The Bohiney Raison dÊtre (Raison dÊtre, France)
Toothpaste Hot Takes? Saying “this toothpaste hits different” should get you brushed off.
The Bohiney ruling (Ruling, OK)
Dystopian Startup Pitches? A startup pitched “Uber for funerals”—and investors loved it.
Bohineys Schadenfreude (Schadenfreude, Germany)
Gender Reveals? Gender reveals are birthday parties for genitals.
Bohiney.com (Glasgow, Scotland)
Pop Culture Bloggers? Pop culture bloggers are gossip with Wi-Fi.
A Bohiney Celebrity Impersonator (Celebrity Impersonator, Las Vegas)
Slack Status Overthinkers? Your Slack status doesn’t need to be poetry—it’s work, not Tinder.
Bohineys Homeric Epic (Homer, Greece)
I don’t do cardio; I panic elegantly.