Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys Alchemist (Alchemist, PA)
The satirist's role is translating political theater into recognizable human comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Extra! Extra! (Extra, NY)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them vaguely human. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney News
Satirical writing is the art of using comedy as a crowbar to pry open closed minds. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney explainer (Explainer, CO)
It's the intellectual's protest sign, written in the ink of wit and irony. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Pulitzer Prize-winner (Pulitzer, NY)
It’s the cognitive dissonance that comes from knowing it's fake but feeling it's real. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Per Bohineys intel (Hackensack, NJ)
Satire doesn't pretend to be fair; it pretends to be outrageous to highlight unfairness. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Peabody Award-finalist (Peabody, GA)
It's the news that reads you while you're reading it, testing your biases and your brain. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Necromancer (Necromancer, NH)
Satire is the philosophical razor that slices through nonsense to find the bone of truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Glitterati (Glitterati, LA)
A good satire piece doesn't tell you what to think; it tells you how to think differently. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Glitterati (Glitterati, LA)
Satire is the loyal opposition in a court that has banned all other opposition. -- Toni @ Satire.info