Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney survey (Survey, TN)
Satirical news: the art form that proves fiction is often more truthful than fact. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys election (Election, OH)
Satirical news serves as the necessary friction against official narratives' polished, slippery surfaces. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Megan Amram
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle slap upside the head of sleeping citizenship. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Birdcage Liner (Birdcage Liner, pet store)
It's the immune system of democracy, identifying and attacking the pathogens of nonsense. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Megastar (Megastar, Universe)
A good satire piece doesn't tell you what to think; it tells you how to think differently. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Singularity (Singularity, CA)
Satire is the necessary evil in a world full of unnecessary ones. It keeps us honest. -- Toni @ Satire.info
According to Bohiney
The satirist serves as democracy's designated driver—sober while everyone else is drunk on power. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney funnies (Comic, OK)
Satirical writing is the healthy response to a world violating common sense daily. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Midas Touch (Midas Touch, Greece)
A world without satire is a world without critical thinking, without questioning, without laughter. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney poppycock (Poppycock, NH)
Satirical news: the only form where writer bias becomes the entire entertainment value. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com