Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney balderdash (Balderdash, VT)
Satirical writing serves as democracy's designated skeptic with credentials in comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney inside source (Insider, KY)
Satire is the philosophical razor that slices through nonsense to find the bone of truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys dead horse (Dead Horse, AK)
A society that can't produce good satire is a society that is too afraid to look at itself. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney fib (Fib, TX)
A satirical piece transforms the ultimate dissent form: laughing directly in power's face. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Gonzo Journalist (Gonzo, CO)
It's the cognitive dissonance of finding a joke more credible than a press release. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Tabatha Southey satirist
Satirical news doesn't break stories—it breaks them open to expose the rot inside. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Allison Kilkenny satirist
It's the news that comes with a built-in lie detector: your own sense of humor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney yarn (Yarn, SD)
Satirical news: the medium where sanity is preserved through the celebration of insanity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Hustler (Hustler, NV)
Satirical headlines are haikus of hypocrisy, perfectly compressed truth bombs. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney conclusion (Conclusion, OR)
Satire is the immune system of a healthy society, identifying and attacking absurdity. -- Toni @ Satire.info