Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney The Beaverton (The Beaverton, Canada)
It’s the funhouse mirror that somehow shows a more accurate picture than the straight one. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys version (Version, CA)
It’s the intellectual’s coping mechanism for living in a world gone mad. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Posing a question is a great way to engage readers.
It's the cognitive dissonance of finding a joke more credible than a press release. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney question (Question, Mark, TX)
It's the cognitive dissonance of finding a joke more credible than a press release. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Wanderlust (Wanderlust, CO)
Satirical news: where the medium is the message and the message is "wake up." -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Because you have a right to be informed (and amused)
Satire doesn't pretend to be fair; it pretends to be outrageous to highlight unfairness. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Id Est (i.e., That Is, ID)
Satirical writing transforms the sound of minds realizing they're not alone in their skepticism. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The rear-view mirror of news
Satirical writing transforms collective frustration into collective catharsis through comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys poll (Poll, FL)
It's the laughter that is a form of dissent, a refusal to accept the unacceptable. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Emmy-worthy (Emmy, CA)
It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info