Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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A world without satire is a world that takes its own propaganda seriously. A terrifying thought. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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When a nation stops producing satirists, start shopping for dictators. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It’s the laughter that hides the wince, the smile that masks the grimace of recognition. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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A society that can't produce good satire is a society that is too afraid to look at itself. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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The measure of good satire is the length of the pause between the laugh and the thought. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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A satirical headline is the perfect synthesis of truth and comedy in headline-sized portions. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It’s the ultimate form of dissent: laughing in the face of power. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Satirical journalism: where the news finally gets a personality and a sense of humor. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com