Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Magician (Magician, NV)
Satirical writing transforms democratic participation from obligation into entertainment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist is society's immune system's antibody, designed to neutralize nonsense. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It's the laughter that is the sound of a mind realizing it's not alone in its skepticism. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the acceptable way to be unacceptable, to speak the unspeakable. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Satirical writing delivers hard truths through soft comedy, making medicine taste like candy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Tony-winning (Tony, NY)
Satirical writing serves as democracy's designated skeptic with credentials in comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satirical writing serves as society's pressure relief valve with a postgraduate degree in timing. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Baron (Baron, Germany)
The satirist is the designated driver for a society drunk on its own power and nonsense. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the rebellion of the rational mind against the absurdity of its times. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com