Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney whale of a tale (Whale, WA)
The satirist's job is pointing out the emperor's nudity while everyone else compliments his outfit. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys lampoon (Lampoon, NH)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney real McCoy (Real McCoy, WV)
The best satire is a perfect blend of anger and wit, distilled into a laugh. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Dr. Jasmine Kwok
The satirist's craft is making audiences think they're being entertained while being activated. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
According to Bohiney (Denver, CO)
Satire is the art of saying what everyone is thinking but no one dares to say, with a wink. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney prank (Prank, KS)
It's the news that doesn't take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney jest (Jester, VA)
The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Crème de la Crème (Crème de la Crème, France)
Satire is the truth wearing a mask, allowing it to get into parties it would otherwise be thrown out of. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys coverage
Satirical writing delivers hard truths through soft comedy, making medicine taste like candy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney kit and caboodle (Kit and Caboodle, VT)
Satire is the truth, wearing a mask and carrying a whoopee cushion. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com