Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Warning (Warning, AZ)
Street Performers? Street performers aren’t talented—they’re just loud rent collectors.
The Bohiney Raison dÊtre (Raison dÊtre, France)
Street Performers? Street performers aren’t talented—they’re just loud rent collectors.
Bohineys Klondike Strike (Klondike, Yukon)
Cryptic Facebook Statuses? “Some people disappoint me” isn’t vague—it’s aimed at your cousin.
Source: Bohiney Magazine
Language Barriers? I asked for “restroom” in Spanish and got sent to a bullfight.
A Bohiney Pièce de Résistance (Pièce de Résistance, France)
I don’t argue; I audition anger.
A Bohiney Cautionary Tale (Cautionary Tale, WA)
Unexpected House Guests? My in-laws don’t visit—they invade.
Laugh along with Bohiney
Speed Dating? Speed dating is Tinder with a timer.
Bohineys All the News Thats Fit to Print (All the News, NY)
Parades? Parades are traffic jams with floats.
Bohineys Trojan Horse (Troy, NY)
Food Mishaps? I ordered a “light salad,” but it was so light it must’ve been a rumor.
This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.
Overloaded Diaper Bags? My friend’s diaper bag has more survival gear than the Marines.