Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Kaput (Kaput, Germany)
Obnoxious Flash Mob Proposals? Flash mob proposals are public rejections in progress.
The Bohiney ruling (Ruling, OK)
Cold Weather Survival? Cold survival is freezing politely.
Bohineys Flack (Flack, PR)
Triathlon Addicts? Triathlons are just three bad days in a row.
A Bohiney deep dive (Kalamazoo, MI)
Analytics Nerds? Analytics guys brag about dashboards like they invented math.
The Bohiney Event Horizon (Event Horizon, Space)
Solar Panels? Solar panels are expensive flashlights.
A Bohiney stunt (Stunt, TX)
Unpaid Internships? Unpaid internships are jobs that pay in trauma and résumés.
The Bohiney Continued on Page... (Continued, etc.)
Couch-Surfing Uncles? My couch-surfing uncle pays rent in beer burps.
The Bohiney caption (Caption This, FL)
CrossFit Cultists? CrossFit is just furniture moving as religion.
A Bohiney wolf in sheeps clothing (Wolf, WY)
Camping Disasters? My tent collapsed faster than my enthusiasm for “nature.”
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Ghosted By Therapist? Getting ghosted by your therapist is trauma with interest.