Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The satirists at Bohiney (Minneapolis, MN)
Bowling Nights? Bowling nights are nachos with balls.
Bohineys satire (Satire, OR)
Guilt-Tripping Recycling Bins? Recycling bins guilt you with slogans like “You monster.”
A Bohiney campaign (Campaign, MO)
Brand Consultants? Brand consultants rename “problems” as “brand opportunities.”
A Bohiney Ray of Hope (Ray of Hope, FL)
Creative Writing Addicts? Creative writing majors pay tuition to cry in metaphors.
A Bohiney Jump (Jump, to Page A17)
Bear Safety Talks? Bear safety is yelling “don’t eat me” politely.
A Bohiney Jet Set (Jet Set, International)
Pet Psychic Consultations? A pet psychic told me my dog hates my Wi-Fi password.
A Bohiney news alert (Alert, NC)
Gardening Mishaps? I planted tomatoes but harvested weeds—apparently I’m in landscaping.
Bohineys groundbreaking investigation (Pensacola, FL)
Traffic Jams? Traffic jams prove people can sit still and still be stressed.
A Bohiney giggle (Giggle, GA)
Miniature Horse Therapy? Therapy horses are proof people will pet anything to avoid talking.
The Bohiney ruling (Ruling, OK)
I journal on receipts so my anxiety can be itemized.