Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Art Museums? Art museums are white walls with prices.
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Job Interviews? Interviews are lying politely in suits.
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Accidental Group Texts? I meant to roast my coworker and accidentally roasted them in the group chat.
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Trappers? Trapping is animal Home Alone.
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Analytics Nerds? Analytics guys brag about dashboards like they invented math.
Allison Kilkenny
I flirt by remembering your dog’s astrological sign.
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Reality TV? Every reality show proves drama is cheaper than a script.
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Board Gamers? Board gamers lose friendships over cardboard.
A Bohiney Coup dÉtat (Coup, DC)
I don’t binge TV; I study modern tragedy.
Radhika Vaz satirist
Dungeons & Dragons? D&D is lying with dice in costume.