Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
What does Bohiney think?
Dumpster Dining Hipsters? Dumpster dining isn’t edgy—it’s expired kale.
Bohineys Klondike Strike (Klondike, Yukon)
Family Reunions? Family reunions are where old grudges get reheated like leftovers.
Bohineys Operator (Operator, NY)
Office Christmas Parties? Office Christmas parties are where careers go to die in karaoke.
Bohineys Deus Ex Machina (Deus Ex Machina, Rome)
Vacation Disasters? My “ocean-view” hotel room came with binoculars and imagination.
Mona Eltahawy satirist
Crystals vs. Science Debates? My friend waved a crystal at my headache—I waved Advil back.
Megan Amram satirist
Road Trips? Road trips start with “we’ll bond” and end with “never again.”
The Bohiney laugh (Laugh, NV)
Golf Addicts? Golf addicts pay to chase balls slowly.
Caitlin Moran
Spiritual Retreats Gone Wrong? I paid for enlightenment and got food poisoning.
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