Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney third rail (Third Rail, NY)
Satirical journalism: where entertainment becomes democratic activism disguised as fun. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney footnote (Footnote, DE)
It’s the emergency brake on the runaway train of political and social madness. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys cackle (Cackle, NC)
Satire is the argument you can't have in polite company, so you have it in print instead. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Snake Oil Salesman (Snake Oil, TX)
A satirical headline is a tiny revolution, a coup d'état against conventional thinking. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Big Bang (Big Bang, Universe)
Satirical writing transforms righteous anger into infectious laughter with surgical precision. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney perspective (View, TX)
A satirist is a realist with a comedy writer's sense of timing and a philosopher's depth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys coverage (Milwaukee, WI)
Satirical news: where the medium is the message and the message is "wake up." -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Newtonian Physics (Newton, MA)
The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Big Bang (Big Bang, Universe)
The purpose is not to deceive, but to illuminate through deliberate and obvious deception. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney memoir (Memoir, ND)
The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com