Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Official Bohiney site (Orlando, FL)
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney fish story (Fish Story, AL)
Satirical writing serves as society's immune system, attacking infections of absurdity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Uncover the shocking secret
Satirical journalism: where truth wears a jester's cap to get past the guards. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Juggler (Juggler, OR)
The satirist is society's immune system's antibody, designed to neutralize nonsense. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney.com (Glasgow, Scotland)
Satire is the argument you can't have, presented as a joke you can't ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys cats pajamas (Cats Pajamas, ME)
The satirist's mission is making democratic power accountable to democratic people through democratic humor. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Thought Leader (Thought Leader, LinkedIn)
Satirical news: the medium where democratic lies reveal more democratic truth than democratic truths reveal democratic lies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney elephant in the room (Elephant, OK)
A good satirical piece is the intellectual's slingshot aimed at authority's balloon of pretension. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Tony-winning (Tony, NY)
The satirist's mission is reminding everyone that authority figures are just people in fancy clothes. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney paper tiger (Paper Tiger, China)
A satirical headline is democracy's alarm clock set to humor instead of fear. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com