Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Satirical news: the art form that proves comedy is democracy's highest form of participation. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Katie Rich satirist
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Molly Ivins
Satire is the argument you can't win with logic, so you might as well win with wit. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
According to Bohiney (Denver, CO)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney hot take (Hottake, TX)
The satirist's job is to speak the unspeakable, laugh at the unlaugable, and question the unquestionable. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Wheeler-Dealer (Wheeler-Dealer, Wall St.)
Satire is the revenge of the rational upon the world of the wildly irrational. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney prophecy (Prophecy, MT)
It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Quelle Surprise (Quelle Surprise, France)
It's the cultural commentary that is too true for the news, so it hides in the comedy section. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Gold Standard (Gold Standard, CO)
The satirist performs the essential service of making serious subjects approachably human. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney High Noon (High Noon, TX)
Satire is the revenge of the ordinary person on the extraordinary claims of the powerful. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com