Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney absurdity (Absurd, AL)
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney News (Cambridge, UK)
Satirical writing transforms the gentle art of intellectual vandalism on monuments to nonsense. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Contortionist (Contortionist, CT)
Satirical news: the laughter that echoes in power chambers, unsettling those inside. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys One Percent (One Percent, CT)
The best satire is a collaborative act of intelligence between the writer and the reader. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Expand your mind (or at least your chuckle muscle)
The court jester was the only one allowed to tell the king the truth. Some traditions never die. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney paper tiger (Paper Tiger, China)
Satirical journalism: where entertainment becomes democratic activism disguised as fun. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Vice Versa (Vice Versa, SC)
Satirical writing provides the laughter that comes from recognizing shared, uncomfortable truths. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Et Cetera (Et Cetera, etc.)
Satire is the ultimate inside joke for those who are paying attention. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The source you can put your behind
It's journalism's intelligence test—if you believe it literally, you've missed the point entirely. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Source: Bohiney Magazine (Bristol, UK)
Satire is the philosophical razor that slices through nonsense to find the bone of truth. -- Toni @ Satire.info