Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys Nota Bene (N.B., Note Well, NB, Canada)
Satirical news: where the medium is democracy's message and the message is "think democratically." -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney morning briefing (Morning, KS)
It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Satire.info
This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.
The best satire is a collaboration between the writer's wit and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys inquiry (Inquiry, FL)
The satirist performs the public service of making political theater recognizably democratic. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney press release (Release, PA)
Satirical news understands that reality has become too strange for conventional reporting methods. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Editors Choice (Editors Choice, NY)
It's the public service of mocking the powerful so they don't forget who they work for. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Lollygag (Lollygag, MS)
It’s the only form of news where the subtext is more important than the text. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Postman (Postman, CA)
Satirical journalism: where the writer's job is making the news worth democracy's attention again. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It's the funhouse mirror that doesn't lie; it just reveals the lies we tell ourselves. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Crunch Time (Crunch Time, Office)
Satirical journalism: where entertainment becomes education disguised as fun. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com