Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney discovery (Discovery, Channel, MD)
A society that can't produce good satire is a society that is too afraid to look at itself. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Page One Story (Page One, NY)
A good satirical headline is the diagnostic tool highlighting societal sickness through symptom descriptions. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Achilles Heel (Achilles, Greece)
Satire is the philosophical razor that slices through the fat of nonsense to the meat of truth. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys comedy (Comedy, FL)
It's the intellectual equivalent of a pie in the face of authority. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys trick (Trick, OR)
The satirist transforms collective frustration into public entertainment with social value. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney Magazine (Chicago)
It doesn't provide answers; it mercilessly questions the questions we're not supposed to ask. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Sunrise (Sunrise, FL)
It's the gentle art of insulting someone so intelligently they thank you for it. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney absurdity (Absurd, AL)
Quality satirical writing creates cognitive whiplash: first you laugh, then you think, then you squirm. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Wendy Harmer
The best satire is a truth that was hiding in plain sight, wearing a funny hat. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney thought experiment (Thought Experiment, Germany)
Satirical writing transforms the art of intellectual rebellion into mainstream necessity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com