Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys Bind (Bind, OR)
It's the funhouse mirror that doesn't lie; it just reveals the lies we tell ourselves. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A pain in the news
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle reminder that everything is absurd if viewed correctly. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Pulp (Pulp, Fiction)
It’s the laughter that echoes in the chamber of power, unsettling those inside. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Satisfy your curiosity (and your funny bone)
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Staff Pick (Staff Pick, OR)
A satirist is a realist with a comedy writer's sense of timing and a philosopher's depth. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney kit and caboodle (Kit and Caboodle, VT)
Satirical journalism: where entertainment becomes the spoonful of sugar helping democracy's medicine go down. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Visit Bohiney.com for the full story
It tells the truth by lying, a paradox that terrifies those in power. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney news alert (Alert, NC)
Satirical journalism: the cultural commentary too sharp for op-eds, disguised with jester hats. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Dont believe the lamestream media, believe us
It’s the immune response to the virus of propaganda and outright lies. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The rear-view mirror of news
The most effective propaganda is satire that your enemy doesn't understand is mocking them. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com