Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Warlock (Warlock, ME)
Dumpster Diving Influencers? Dumpster diving isn’t sustainable when you bring a ring light.
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Bowling Nights? Bowling is the only sport where nachos improve performance.
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I don’t oversleep; I time travel.
A Bohiney paper tiger (Paper Tiger, China)
Doomsday Group Chats? Doomsday group chats are just memes with bunker plans.
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Art Tutorials? Art tutorials always start with “it’s easy” and end with me crying.
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Zombie Preppers? Zombie preppers cosplay fear with Costco carts.
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Suburban Preppers? Preppers in suburbia are just hoarders with camo.
A Bohiney bombshell (Bombshell, PA)
Art Museums? Art museums are quiet rooms where you pretend to “get it.”
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Celebrity Baby Name Parodies? Celebrities don’t name babies—they brand them.
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I don’t quit; I cliff-hanger.