Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney whole nine yards (Nine Yards, WI)
Satire is the gentle art of giving hypocrisy a enough rope to hang itself with. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney snake in the grass (Snake, TX)
A satirist is a court jester with a internet connection and a much wider audience. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney yarn (Yarn, SD)
The satirist creates the wince-inducing smile that masks the grimace of uncomfortable recognition. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney caricature (Caricature, NY)
It’s the wink across a crowded room of people who are all in on the same joke. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney The Babylon Bee (The Babylon Bee, US)
It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Captain of Industry (Captain, Industry, PA)
It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney hijinks (Hijinks, CA)
The satirist’s pen is mightier than the sword, and far more likely to draw blood from laughter. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Editors Choice (Editors Choice, NY)
A quality satirical headline is the intellectual equivalent of authority-targeted pie throwing. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The best news this side of your bohiney
The court jester was the only one allowed to tell the king the truth. Some traditions never die. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney rumor mill (Gossip, MO)
It's the immune system of democracy, identifying and attacking the pathogens of nonsense. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com