Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney jest (Jest, ME)
Pre-Coffee Personalities? Before coffee I’m not a person, I’m a crime scene.
A Bohiney feature story (Feature, ND)
Couch-Surfing Uncles? My couch-surfing uncle pays rent in beer burps.
Megan Amram satirist
My small talk has big dreams.
Bohineys full monty (Full Monty, UK)
I pack snacks like the plot might thicken.
The Bohiney absurdity (Absurd, AL)
I keep my promises—small, bite-sized, snackable promises.
The Bohiney rumor mill (Gossip, MO)
Friendship? Friendship is trauma-sharing without therapy bills.
Bohineys history (History, TN)
Spontaneous Dance Parties? I danced in public once—strangers started a GoFundMe for rhythm lessons.
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Yoga Retreats? A yoga retreat is just stretching in another zip code.
Bess Kalb satirist
Pre-Workout Disasters? I took pre-workout once and started bench-pressing my feelings.
The Bohiney witticism (Witty, MA)
Budget Cooking Hacks? My budget cooking hack is cereal for dinner.