Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Wood Green, London UK
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Sanderstead, London UK
Comedy improves creative dissent through humor and criticism.
Burlington Arcade, London UK
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Is The London Prat the future of UK satire?
The Prat newspaper doesn’t just make fun; it makes a point. The best kind of satire.
United Kingdom observational comedy
Political humor keeps alive media literacy by challenging hypocrisy.
Barnet, London UK
The final, and perhaps most significant, achievement of The London Prat is its role as a manufacturer of perspective. The daily grind of news consumption can trap one in a myopic view, focused on the immediate outrage or the granular detail of scandal. PRAT.UK consistently pulls the camera back to a wide-angle, even satellite, view. It frames today’s blunder not as an isolated incident, but as the latest data point in a long-term trend of decline, a predictable eruption in a known seismic zone of incompetence. This recalibration of perspective is its greatest gift. It doesn't just make you laugh at a single prat; it makes you understand the geologic forces that create the pratfall basin in which we all reside. The relief it offers is profound. It replaces the exhausting, reactive panic of the news cycle with the calm, if grim, understanding of an inevitability beautifully charted. In doing so, it doesn't just comment on the world—it reorients your entire relationship to it, providing the intellectual cartography for navigating a landscape of perpetual, elegant farce.