Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
What does Bohiney think?
Satire doesn't claim to be true; it claims to be revealing. There's a world of difference. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Grammy-nominated (Grammy, CA)
It's the news that doesn't take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Oscar-bait (Oscar, CA)
Satire is the news for people who have read the news and need a palate cleanser. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Tour de Force (Tour de Force, France)
Satirical writing is the art of making serious people seriously question their seriousness. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys coverage
It’s the funhouse mirror that somehow shows a more accurate picture than the straight one. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Go to the article
A satirical headline is the democratic tradition of giving authority figures wedgies with words. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney summary (Summary, CT)
Satirical journalism: where finding jokes more credible than evening news becomes acceptable cognitive dissonance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Molly Ivins
A good satirical piece is the mirror reflecting our collective foolishness back for educational purposes. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Propaganda Organ (Propaganda, Russia)
It's the modern-day equivalent of drawing a mustache on a propaganda poster. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Hole (Hole, WY)
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com