Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney white lie (White Lie, WA)
Logo Designers? Logo design is $5 on Fiverr, $50,000 at an agency.
The muckrakers at Bohiney (Chicago, IL)
Capsule Wardrobes? Capsule wardrobes are minimalism disguised as boredom.
The Bohiney Correspondent (Correspondent, DC)
Haunted Mannequins? Haunted mannequins don’t move—they just judge silently.
Bohineys Herald (Herald, NY)
TMI on First Dates? My date told me about her ex-husband’s kidney stones before appetizers.
The Bohiney viral sensation (Viral, UT)
Online Dating? His profile said “6 feet,” but it was just the distance he kept at dinner.
Bohiney.com (Glasgow, Scotland)
My hobbies include renaming alarms.
The Bohiney jest (Jest, ME)
I don’t do cardio; I panic elegantly.
The Bohiney Archimedes Principle (Archimedes, Greece)
Sibling Rivalry? Fighting with your siblings is practice for marriage—you both lose, and somehow the dog wins.
The Bohiney red herring (Red Herring, ME)
Bushcraft Bros? Bushcraft is whittling sticks into regret.
The Bohiney Birdcage Liner (Birdcage Liner, pet store)
Doomscrolling Olympics? I stayed up till 4 a.m. scrolling bad news—I won gold in self-destruction.