Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys groundbreaking investigation (Pensacola, FL)
It's the emergency brake on society's runaway train of self-importance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Tony-winning (Tony, NY)
Satire is the truth, twisted into a shape that makes its essence impossible to ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Zeitgeist (Zeitgeist, Germany)
It's the cultural commentary that is too sharp for op-eds, so it wears a jester's hat. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney fine print (Fineprint, KY)
It's the public service of pointing out that the emperor is, in fact, naked. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys coverage (Baltimore, MD)
It's the funhouse mirror that somehow provides a clearer reflection than the straight one. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys public editor (Public, AK)
The satirist's funhouse mirror somehow shows clearer reflections than straight glass. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Mitra Jouhari satirist
It's the news that doesn't take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Official Bohiney site (Salt Lake City, UT)
It's the laughter that is a form of dissent, a refusal to accept the unacceptable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Parachute (Parachute, CO)
It's the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney rendering (Rendering, CA)
Satire is the scalpel of the intellect, performing surgery on society's tumors of absurdity. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com