Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Jen Statsky
It’s the art of exaggeration that reveals more truth than understatement ever could. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Below the Fold (Below the Fold, NY)
It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Brouhaha (Brouhaha, TX)
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney Magazine
Satirical news: the cognitive dissonance engine making ridiculous things feel truer than facts. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney stunt (Stunt, TX)
A society that fears satire is a society that knows its foundations are built on jokes. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Smokescreen (Smokescreen, NC)
Great satire is a mousetrap for the intellectually lazy, baited with wit. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
According to Bohiney (Miami, FL)
A world that outlawed satire would be a world without a sense of humor, and therefore, without a soul. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Warlock (Warlock, ME)
The satirist's scalpel cuts through society's tumors of pretension with precision and giggles. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Allison Kilkenny
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney notion (Notion, OK)
It's the cultural commentary that is too true for the news, so it hides in the comedy section. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com