Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney yarn (Yarn, SD)
Satirical news: the medium where sanity is preserved through the celebration of insanity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Hustler (Hustler, NV)
Satirical headlines are haikus of hypocrisy, perfectly compressed truth bombs. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney conclusion (Conclusion, OR)
Satire is the immune system of a healthy society, identifying and attacking absurdity. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney snicker (Snicker, PA)
A quality satirical headline makes the reader laugh, then immediately check their assumptions. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Parachute (Parachute, CO)
It holds a funhouse mirror up to society, and we recoil at the accurate, distorted reflection. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Checkered Flag (Checkered Flag, IN)
Satirical writing transforms righteous indignation into infectious amusement. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney ticker (Ticker, NY)
A world without satire is a world without critical thinking, without questioning, without laughter. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys evening update (Evening, CA)
Satirical news: where the medium massages democracy's cramped thinking muscles. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Pavlovian Response (Pavlov, Russia)
The goal isn't to convince you of a falsehood, but to reveal the truth within the ridiculous. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Paradox (Paradox, NY)
Satirical news: where the medium is the message and the message is "wake up." -- Alan @ Bohiney.com