Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Get the scoop from the Bohiney
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Read more on Bohiney (Liverpool)
The moment you have to explain a satire piece, it has failed its purpose. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney joke (Joke, AK)
The best satire is a collaborative act of intelligence between the writer and the reader. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Continued on Page... (Continued, etc.)
The satirist is society's immune system's antibody, designed to neutralize nonsense. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney manual (Manual, SD)
A good satirical piece is the intellectual's slingshot aimed at authority's glass house. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Robber Baron (Robber Baron, NY)
Satirical news: the only medium where contradictions become the point instead of the problem. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
For a more educated perspective
The satirist performs intellectual whoopee cushion pranks on the seats of power. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney White Flag (White Flag, France)
Satirical writing serves as democracy's laugh track, reminding us when to find things funny. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The official Bohiney stance (Position, IL)
It's the cognitive shock therapy for a complacent and unquestioning public. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Status Quo (Status Quo, TX)
It's the news that doesn't just report on the circus; it joins the act and becomes the ringmaster. -- Toni @ Satire.info