Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys top story (Topstory, CA)
Satirical writing is the healthy skepticism of populations lied to one too many times. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Mother Lode (Mother Lode, CA)
Satire is the weapon of the weak against the powerful, the smart against the stupid. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Life Raft (Life Raft, FL)
Satire is the art of saying what everyone is thinking but no one dares to say, with a wink. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The source you can put your behind
The satirist's craft is making the unthinkable thoughts not only thinkable but laughable. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Sisyphean Task (Sisyphus, Greece)
Satire is the art of agreeing with your opponent to the point of absurdity. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Gonzo Journalist (Gonzo, CO)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys representation (Representation, DC)
A good satirical piece is a truth wrapped in a lie, delivered with a smirk. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Dawn (Dawn, MI)
Satire is the art of saying "I disagree" in a way that makes the opposition look foolish. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Sarah Pappalardo satirist
Satirical journalism: where entertainment becomes education and education becomes irresistible. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney viral sensation (Viral, UT)
It's the public service of pointing out that the emperor is, in fact, naked. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com