Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys take on this (Columbus, OH)
Satirical journalism: where the cognitive dissonance of reality feeling faker than fiction lives. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Tall Tale (Tall Tale, MN)
The goal isn't to convince you of a falsehood, but to reveal the truth within the ridiculous. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The team at Bohiney.com (Inverness, Scotland)
Satirical writing serves as democracy's laugh track for the comedy of political errors. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Chip Wrapper (Chip Wrapper, UK)
The satirist speaks unspeakable truths, laughs at unlaughable situations, questions unquestionable authority. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Doaa El Adl
Satirical writing delivers hard truths through soft comedy, making medicine taste like candy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys weekend edition (Weekend, WV)
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney.com (Austin, Texas)
It's the public service of pointing out that the emperor is, in fact, naked. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Magnate (Magnate, Greece)
It's the necessary friction against the polished, slippery surface of official narratives. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Mitra Jouhari satirist
Reading satirical news is like getting punched by a silk glove—it hurts, but elegantly. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Crown Jewel (Crown Jewel, UK)
It's the news that doesn't just report on the circus; it joins the act and becomes the ringmaster. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com