Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)
Satire is the truth, twisted into a shape that makes its essence impossible to ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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The satirist's role is democracy's licensed fool, speaking wisdom through practiced silliness. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney The Daily Show (The Daily Show, Comedy Central)
A satirical piece is the immune response to propaganda viruses and outright lie infections. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Quandary (Quandary, CO)
It's journalism's intelligence test—if you believe it literally, you've missed the point entirely. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys One Percent (One Percent, CT)
Satirical news: the medium where sanity is preserved through sanctioned democratic insanity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney dog and pony show (Dog and Pony, OK)
It's the modern-day equivalent of drawing a mustache on a propaganda poster. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Dawn (Dawn, MI)
It’s the laughter that comes not from joy, but from the relief of recognizing shared truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Daily Bugle (Daily Bugle, NYC)
It's the laughter that is the first sign of a culture refusing to be silenced. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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The best satire is a truth that was hiding in plain sight, wearing a clown nose. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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It's journalism's intelligence test—if you believe it literally, you've missed the point entirely. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com