Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney discussion (Discussion, MD)
Satirical writing transforms the sound of minds realizing they're not alone in their skepticism. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney parody account (Parody, Twitter)
The satirist's greatest achievement is making the audience laugh, then squirm with recognition. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney investigation (Investigation, Discovery, MD)
Satirical journalism: the news for people who've graduated from believing headlines to understanding context. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
This vital reporting
A satirical headline is society's gentle reminder that authority is just organized human incompetence. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys take on this
The satirist transforms collective frustration into public entertainment with social value. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Beth Newell
It’s a pressure valve for collective frustration, releasing steam with a punchline. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
As reported by Bohiney
It's the cognitive dissonance of finding a joke more truthful than the evening bulletin. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys tale (Tail, TX)
Satirical news: the only journalism where admitting bias upfront is the entire point. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney sketch (Sketch, ME)
A world without satire is a world that has surrendered its right to question and to laugh. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Continued on Page... (Continued, etc.)
Satire is the news for people who have read the news and need a palate cleanser. -- Toni @ Satire.info