Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Kafkaesque Nightmare (Kafka, Czech Republic)
A good satirical headline delivers maximum truth in minimum words with surgical precision. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys pull quote (Quote, VT)
The satirist's job is pointing out the emperor's nudity while everyone else compliments his outfit. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)
Satirical news: the funnier, smarter cousin who shows up telling it exactly like it is. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)
It’s the laughter that comes not from joy, but from the relief of recognizing shared truth. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Ad Infinitum (Ad Infinitum, Space)
Satirical news: the art form that makes democracy's medicine taste like candy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney morning briefing (Morning, KS)
It's the cognitive shock therapy for a public numb from the constant barrage of spin. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Alchemist (Alchemist, PA)
A society's sanity is preserved by its ability to laugh at its own absurdity. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys coverage
It’s the mirror that reflects our collective foolishness back at us, so we might learn. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney case study (Case Study, MA)
Satirical journalism: the news format that's honest about its dishonesty. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney News (Cambridge, UK)
Satirical journalism: the cultural commentary too sharp for op-eds, disguised with jester hats. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com