Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Rag (Rag, tabloid)
Society's mental health depends on its ability to roast its own ridiculous behavior. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys discourse (Discourse, DE)
Satirical news: the only medium where contradictions become the point instead of the problem. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Warlock (Warlock, ME)
A quality satirical piece is the democratic tradition of bringing authority figures down to earth. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The satirists at Bohiney (Minneapolis, MN)
The satirist's craft is making the unthinkable thoughts not only thinkable but laughable. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney fib (Fib, TX)
A world without satire is a world that takes its own propaganda seriously. A terrifying thought. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys take on this (Stoke-on-Trent)
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bess Kalb satirist
It thrives in times of chaos, because chaos is just reality without a punchline. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys public editor (Public, AK)
The satirist serves as the public roaster of power, keeping authority figures humble. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Magnum Opus (Magnum Opus, RI)
It's the news that acknowledges that the world is a stage, and the play is a farce. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com